Wednesday, 7 January 2015

Fire Kingdom

The heat experienced in this realm is merely an inconvenience. It poses no problems at all if you just wear the right equipment or visit a licenced enchanter before you go. The Fire Kingdom is unfortunately not a very popular tourist destination these days, due mainly to the fact that so few people have the gene which prevents high temperatures from being a problem. This is not seen as so much of a problem now-a-days, but I still say it is a right shame, as not as many creatures or people alike tend to want to visit these beautiful, but empty, realms and kingdoms that are mainly built on fire.
Families seem to have the idea that bringing their small children to Kingdoms made from fire would not be the safest idea, I think that it is completely safe with all the correct precautions put into place. In all seriousness the fire dwelling folk are so warm-hearted (if you'll excuse the pun) and if you have never been to one of the seven fire I realms I really do recommend it they are quite spectacular. You will meet some truly down-to-earth creatures and people, who at this rate will not be around for many more generations.


I have brought back several photographs from my recent trip to the Valley of Embers and have picked out three of my favourites to show you. In the last photo you can even see the fire creatures dancing between the flames. The glow of the younger ones are much brighter and prettier to see paired in amongst the elders, ranging up to around six thousand twelve hundred and sixty two, who show little pattern but create a safety for any falling sparks.

Friday, 2 January 2015

The Future is Now

What they are saying is true. The rumors about the robot pets, hover boards and giant cardboard cut outs of Miley Cyrus, all of it, true. Living in the future or the 'present' as we are calling it now is exactly as the movies confirmed it would be. I even have photographic proof of all these seemingly impossible inventions. Here you can see my 'Ghoster' at work. I'm sure you have all heard of them but for anyone who has found this information in the past I will proceed to explain what it is and does. The 'Ghoster' is a projection like technology, however instead of projecting an image it changes a solid object into a projecting like one. Causing the object to have a ghost-like look to them. The creators say it is the perfect prank to play on those who are weary of or have some stick with the supernatural. However I have decided to use mine (which I got for Christmas, courtesy  of my Mum and Dad) for photographic and professional purposes only. That does not mean to say that I won't be using it to frighten the seven children who live the down the end of my street. You may have heard of them, they have lived there for around five hundred years and have only been seen to leave the house to visit the only spirit communicator in the village.
Just a friendly warning: The 'Ghoster' may seem like all fun and games, but check twice that it is on full charge before using it otherwise you may be stuck like that for a while.

Thursday, 25 December 2014

Misty Falls


I couldn't see my hand in front of my face, the fog was so thick. I could hear the calls, and movement of the creatures around me but no visual was provided. However, the sounds of the creature didn't distress me in anyway. In fact, they were quite calming. The water crashing in the falls coupled with the mist was quite beautiful and soothing. But after about five minutes in the sector I began to feel lightheaded. Of course the mist wasn't mist. No space sector is completely danger free. The mist was actually full of a poisoned gas, I later learned this when I found myself waking up on the kitchen table of a six hundred (give or take) year old bearded man. It turns out that he has a lot of trespasses on his land trying to take the creatures he has collected over many years. So drugging anyone who set foot there was the best course of action he could take. He knew I meant no harm, so he let me leave without a fine or word to the authorities, however you may not be as lucky and should make sure to look out for 'do not enter' signs when entering new grounds. 

Friday, 20 June 2014

Oculus

After thousands of years navigating with the stars as I ride across the galaxies, sometimes I can forget how mesmerizing Earths sunset can be. I mean seriously, I think I need help.
So. Very. Trippy.
It feels like I'm looking through a kaleidoscope. My vision has stopped working properly, all I can see is one giant glowing eye. There is a blinding light behind it and it is talking to me. I don't know how, because most eyes don't have the ability to talk. However this one can. It is still not unheard of though.
I can tell I won't last be able to hold a conscious thought for much longer. Send    help        ple-



Oculus knows all. 

Oculus knows all. 

All hail Oculus.

Oculus knows all.   

The Dark Realm






































To take this picture we had to venture into the deep realms of space, we faced many battles to reach the second dimension of a place beyond this universe. The one no one speaks of. thousands of great men and women were lost in those tragic wars.
But after several years of great struggle and painful grieving, we finally found the dark realm. Where I of course had to document our success, because as we all know, only a very small amount of the explorers have reached the realm and returned to tell the tale. Well, return sane enough to recall what they had experienced, at least. 
It is truly beautiful there. But be warned, there are dangerous beasts to encounter on your way, if you were debating taking on the adventure. 
Most of the loyal team I traveled with have vanished, or were simply too run down to continue. 
So please, journey to the dark realm with great caution, its beauty can sometimes be a distraction from its reality.